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Serving suggestion only. Contents may have settled during shipping. House of Voodoo is presented as is. No returns, refunds or exchanges. Any similarities to any persons living , dead or undead is most likely intentional. If dissatisfied for any reason, deal with it. For entertainment purposes only. Please return the unused portion to www.houseofvoodoo.com. Some assembly required. The views expressed here are not necessarily the views of any sane or rational person. House of Voodoo makes no specific guarantees regarding the suitability of this content for any particular use or purpose. Professional driver on closed course. Not actual size. Limited to quantities on hand. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery. House of Voodoo or its subsidiaries will not be responsible for any loss, real or imagined resulting from the use or abuse of this information. Keep your head and arms inside the car at all times. Don't try this at home. House of Voodoo is not affiliated with Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo. No shirt, no shoes, no service. What are you looking at? Not to be taken internally. Batteries not included. House of Voodoo is intended to be an intellectual supplement only, and is not intended for the diagnoses ,prevention or cure of any known or unknown condition or disease. You must be this high to ride. Use at your own risk. Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Actual doll does not speak or move. No animals were harmed during the creation of House of Voodoo. Content may be harmful or fatal if swallowed. Some artwork ©1988 Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo, Hembco Inc, used by permission.. We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone. Employees of House of Voodoo, their families, friends or relatives are not eligible. On approved credit only. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. Your mileage may vary. Side effects may include impaired judgment, swelling and blurred vision. Offer not good in all states. Sorry, Tennessee. Use only when unsupervised by adults. Place on hard flat surface. Light fuse. Get Away. Think for yourself
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